You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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