How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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