White coat. Heels.
handjob tips. give me some.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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