therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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