My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I met the friendliest cop last night
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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