I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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