i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Never underestimate the power of titties
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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