so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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