So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I think I am morally bankrupt
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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