I feel like abortions should bother me more
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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