i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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