Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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