Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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