I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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