Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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