Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We are two peas in an std pod
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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