Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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