if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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