i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
