In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
whose parrot is this?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
