have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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