also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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