Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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