Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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