It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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