at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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