fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Randomize
