You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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