Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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