I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
