But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
they're like a gay fantastic four
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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