Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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