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  i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT

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• this ain't my dad....

  Submitted by polacke on May 14, 14 at 2:28pm

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• Clearly this guy is married.

  Submitted by mrdesrtegl on May 14, 14 at 6:40pm

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• He's a control freak...

  Submitted by skeezer on May 18, 14 at 5:29am

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• If only I could say this shit to my parents...

  Submitted by superprincess on May 15, 14 at 2:52pm

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