what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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