so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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