I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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