you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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