omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I am naked and annoyed.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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