It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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