did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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