I need help removing her.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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