in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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