can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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