would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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