Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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