tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I supernannyed him into submission
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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