he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I love you.
Bad choice
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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