You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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