how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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