thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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