Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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