wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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